*While talking about those pants that used to be in style that would have things like ‘JUICY’ written across the butt*
Madina: I had a pair that had ‘TOMMY HILFIGER’ across the butt and when my dad saw it he was like, “Why do you like to wear pants that say “KISS MY BUTT”??
*While my parents enjoy their Florida vacation, I called my mom to ask her a question*
Me: Hey do we have ground beef at home?
Mom: Huh what? Brownies? No we don’t.
Me: No I said ground beef.
Mom: Bounty? No no. No bounty.
Me: Wowww. No. GROUND beef.
Me: GROUND BEEF Mom. Beef! From cows! Mooo!! You know, cows!!!
Mom: Black beans? No, but we have red beans.
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
how is any of this considered blogging
never trust a person who talk to their pets in their normal voice
*All the girls came over for suhoor (pre-dawn meal)*
Omyra: Runa where have been?! Go make us tea!
*Runa grabs teacups and starts making tea*
Runa: Wait. Zohra’s been sitting here this whole time! Why didn’t you ask her to make it?
Omyra: I already tried to shame her! She has none!
Me *smiling*: It’s true.