These are my friends

Posted on Oct 18, 2014 at 12AM permalink

Anonymous Friend of Mine: “Why is cleavage okay but butt cracks aren’t?”

paizlea:

tous-les-memes-tous-les-memes:

Are we goin’ stop reblogging this?

Thank you! I almost dropped the ball, with all the tour madness. And last night I promised a few fans I’d reblog the famous abs pic because they hadn’t seen it… zorro-a

Thank you paizlea!!! It was so nice meeting you! :D we’ll be keeping up with your blog and living the tour life through your photos! :D

paizlea:

tous-les-memes-tous-les-memes:

Are we goin’ stop reblogging this?

Thank you! I almost dropped the ball, with all the tour madness. And last night I promised a few fans I’d reblog the famous abs pic because they hadn’t seen it… zorro-a
Thank you paizlea!!! It was so nice meeting you! :D we’ll be keeping up with your blog and living the tour life through your photos! :D
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Posted on Sep 18, 2014 at 10AM

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phuckindope:

BMW i8

phuckindope:

BMW i8

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Posted on Sep 18, 2014 at 9AM

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Stephen Amell. Always winning.

Stephen Amell. Always winning.

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Examples of Afghan Parents Not Paying Attention

Posted on Aug 24, 2014 at 4PM permalink

*While talking about those pants that used to be in style that would have things like ‘JUICY’ written across the butt*
Madina: I had a pair that had ‘TOMMY HILFIGER’ across the butt and when my dad saw it he was like, “Why do you like to wear pants that say “KISS MY BUTT”??

Telephone

Posted on Aug 22, 2014 at 6PM permalink

*While my parents enjoy their Florida vacation, I called my mom to ask her a question*
Me: Hey do we have ground beef at home?
Mom: Huh what? Brownies? No we don’t.
Me: No I said ground beef.
Mom: Bounty? No no. No bounty.
Me: Wowww. No. GROUND beef.
*silence*
Me: GROUND BEEF Mom. Beef! From cows! Mooo!! You know, cows!!!
*silence*
Mom: Black beans? No, but we have red beans.
-___-

beardgame:

popchartlab:

A chart quantifying just how much you’ll like dem apples, in terms of sweetness and tartness (along with notations for whether they’re best for baking, cooking, or eating raw).
(From Sage Fruit Company)

YAASSSSSSSS

beardgame:

popchartlab:

A chart quantifying just how much you’ll like dem apples, in terms of sweetness and tartness (along with notations for whether they’re best for baking, cooking, or eating raw).

(From Sage Fruit Company)

YAASSSSSSSS

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Posted on Jul 27, 2014 at 5PM

dbtnk:

OMGGGGGGGGGGGG

Robert Downey Jr. That is all.

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Posted on Jul 27, 2014 at 5PM permalink

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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watwotwut:

OMG YES

watwotwut:

OMG YES

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nowinexile:

Former Bishop of Gaza: “If Israel destroys your mosques, make the call to prayer from our churches”

nowinexile:

Former Bishop of Gaza: “If Israel destroys your mosques, make the call to prayer from our churches”

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mama-killuhsessa:

Greatest artist to live

mama-killuhsessa:

Greatest artist to live

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