Stephen Amell. Always winning.

Stephen Amell. Always winning.

7 notes 3 days ago

Examples of Afghan Parents Not Paying Attention

Posted on Aug 24, 2014 at 4PM permalink

*While talking about those pants that used to be in style that would have things like ‘JUICY’ written across the butt*
Madina: I had a pair that had ‘TOMMY HILFIGER’ across the butt and when my dad saw it he was like, “Why do you like to wear pants that say “KISS MY BUTT”??

Telephone

Posted on Aug 22, 2014 at 6PM permalink

*While my parents enjoy their Florida vacation, I called my mom to ask her a question*
Me: Hey do we have ground beef at home?
Mom: Huh what? Brownies? No we don’t.
Me: No I said ground beef.
Mom: Bounty? No no. No bounty.
Me: Wowww. No. GROUND beef.
*silence*
Me: GROUND BEEF Mom. Beef! From cows! Mooo!! You know, cows!!!
*silence*
Mom: Black beans? No, but we have red beans.
-___-

beardgame:

popchartlab:

A chart quantifying just how much you’ll like dem apples, in terms of sweetness and tartness (along with notations for whether they’re best for baking, cooking, or eating raw).
(From Sage Fruit Company)

YAASSSSSSSS

beardgame:

popchartlab:

A chart quantifying just how much you’ll like dem apples, in terms of sweetness and tartness (along with notations for whether they’re best for baking, cooking, or eating raw).

(From Sage Fruit Company)

YAASSSSSSSS

484 notes • reblogged from cholahijabi 1 month ago
Posted on Jul 27, 2014 at 5PM

dbtnk:

OMGGGGGGGGGGGG

Robert Downey Jr. That is all.

15,169 notes • reblogged from buffylives 1 month ago
Posted on Jul 27, 2014 at 5PM permalink

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

265,311 notes • reblogged from holdyourghost

watwotwut:

OMG YES

watwotwut:

OMG YES

(Source: lowkey-want-loki)

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nowinexile:

Former Bishop of Gaza: “If Israel destroys your mosques, make the call to prayer from our churches”

nowinexile:

Former Bishop of Gaza: “If Israel destroys your mosques, make the call to prayer from our churches”

971 notes • reblogged from thebeautyofislam 1 month ago

mama-killuhsessa:

Greatest artist to live

mama-killuhsessa:

Greatest artist to live

403,728 notes • reblogged from the-absolute-funniest-posts 1 month ago
Posted on Jul 27, 2014 at 4PM permalink

odair:

how is any of this considered blogging

Posted on Jul 27, 2014 at 4PM

just-marvel-things:

Didn’t think i could get anymore excited about this film

53,929 notes • reblogged from holdyourghost 1 month ago

ravenclawslibrary:

bookworldau:

We’re all too familiar with this.

That is the single greatest moment of panic I’ve ever experienced.

ravenclawslibrary:

bookworldau:

We’re all too familiar with this.

That is the single greatest moment of panic I’ve ever experienced.

(Source: bookworldau)

86,678 notes • reblogged from the-absolute-funniest-posts 1 month ago

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

518,525 notes • reblogged from troyesivan 1 month ago
Posted on Jul 16, 2014 at 2PM permalink

overtextposts:

never trust a person who talk to their pets in their normal voice

(Source: voaga)

No Shame

Posted on Jul 13, 2014 at 12AM permalink

*All the girls came over for suhoor (pre-dawn meal)*
Omyra: Runa where have been?! Go make us tea!
*Runa grabs teacups and starts making tea*
Runa: Wait. Zohra’s been sitting here this whole time! Why didn’t you ask her to make it?
Omyra: I already tried to shame her! She has none!
Me *smiling*: It’s true.