when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
how is any of this considered blogging
never trust a person who talk to their pets in their normal voice
*All the girls came over for suhoor (pre-dawn meal)*
Omyra: Runa where have been?! Go make us tea!
*Runa grabs teacups and starts making tea*
Runa: Wait. Zohra’s been sitting here this whole time! Why didn’t you ask her to make it?
Omyra: I already tried to shame her! She has none!
Me *smiling*: It’s true.
*After I asked Venus to watch Labyrinth (one of my favorite movies) with me*
Venus: Listen Zohra, I love you so much, I would literally get CANCER for you…but I refuse to watch that weird movie so stop asking.
“ Zohra, is it bad that I hate anything that’s Eco-friendly?